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Dolph Lundgren’s Swedish Award Show Appearance is EPIC

Captain Ivan Drago. Frank Castle. He-Man.

Dolph Lundgren has played fanboy icons on the big screen (and is enjoying a career resurgence with the forthcoming The Expendables and Universal Soldier sequel), but he has achieved a whole new level of genius thanks to his appearance on a Swedish award show this past weekend.

The flamboyant singing and dancing fest was a clear winner in last week’s television audience ratings, beating Antikrundan — the Swedish version of the Antiques Roadshow — into second place on 2.1 million. (via TheLocal.se)

Lundgren could have just showed up, read the crappy jokes on the teleprompter, and lumbered off stage when he presented an award at The Melodifestivalen (The Festival of Melodies) — but no, no, no, no — he proceeded to blow my frakking mind instead. I’m ready to start replacing Chuck Norris with Dolph Lundgren on this list.

Behold: He sings Elvis. He dances. He takes a drum solo. He does karate. And he breaks giant slabs of frozen ice in half…

Heads Up with Nar Williams – Season Highlights!

In case you missed the CraveOnline web series I had the pleasure of hosting, writing, and producing — here are some of my favorite moments from the show!

“Heads Up with Nar Williams” was produced by EnjoyHuman and sponsored by AT&T.

Picture(s) of the Week: Robot with Giant Baby Head FAIL

Via Botjunkie, here are some seriously creepy photos of a robot baby called Diego-San from the November 2009 edition of Kokoro News…

…Yeah. This is a horror movie waiting to happen.

Robot Dances to Polka

So, what’s creepier: the dance, the doll costume, or the music?

Top 5 Future Bikes!

The Detroit Auto Show is under way, and I’ve yet to see anything as cool as the sexy future cars I blogged about recently. As the industry rises from the ashes with green tech as it’s savior (hopefully), I’m turning my attention to what really matters to most people: does it look cool?

This time around, I got some cool concepts for us loners out there who are looking for a solo ride…

1. The JetBike

The JetBike encapsulates everything I like about concept vehicles: it looks awesome and even the designer has no idea how it will work. How does it fly? How does it land? Designer Norio Fujikawa doesn’t really know, he’s just “envisioning a jet powered flying bike powered by an alternative method of propulsion!” So, whether it’s magnetic, nuclear, or something else, as soon as we get past the whole gravity thing, I’ll be taking this baby for a spin!

2. Yamaha EC-f Scooter

This electric-powered concept scooter premiered at the Tokyo Auto Show a few months back. It’s constructed of lightweight aluminum and runs on a lithium-ion battery, designed for city dwellers as an ecologically friendly commuter bike that’s easy to plug in and recharge. Still a concept, but this funky ride can’t be far from uncluttering the world’s crowded city streets.

3. Stingray JetBike

Designer Nils Poschwatta has managed to mash up a stingray and a jetbike to make a concept model that may come in very handy when we’re all living on Waterworld. And where can I get myself one of those sweet power suits?

4. The Jet Scooter

Another entry into the jetbike concept canon from DeviantArt designer Peanuts23, this Jet Skooter has more of a Vespa feel to it. For those less compelled by sportiness and looking for a little more butt room.

5. Project Nomad

Okay, so this one isn’t really a bike — more of a mechanical horse. But Project Nomad is pretty cool and probably closer to reality than the gravity defying jetbikes above. This concept by Jason Batters can gallop and climb through tough terrain. And forget the gas pump — by using a GPS navigation system, Project Nomad finds vegetation that it then eats and turns into fuel. Now that’s one wild (mechanical) ride!

See more Project Nomad in the video below: